"(n)Code Solutions, a subsidiary of GNFC, produces digital certificates for the Government of India (including the digital Aadhaar card for over 1 billion Indians). The solution was the result of a partnership with Entrust."
"Hexanitro? Say what? I'd call for all the chemists who've ever worked with a hexanitro compound to raise their hands, but that might be assuming too much about the limb-to-chemist ratio."
Angela Merkel struggles to put on a doctoral hood. I feel you, Angela!
"Oakland police officer Ruten pets a kitten left behind by Occupy Oakland protestors." Yahoo impersonates the Onion: Protestors hate kittens! How like them!