I like this. I'm also pretty sad that Microsoft is the hero and not, say, GNOME. Bah.
"Therefore, do yourself (and us) a favor: don’t ask; get the facts."
If you haven't read this yet, read it now.
Funny stuff. I still can't believe that a company called "Assos" is the producer of one of the most widely used anti-butt-chaffing creams.