"The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging." I'm going to bookmark this. And then hopefully never look at it again. So that you might do the same.
I found all the talk about statistics to be really really annoying. I mean, dude, it's a sample size of -2-. Experiments? Sure. But statistics aren't going to help you in a situation where you are compare two groups of size 1.
Fiction by my friend Stephanie Gayle.